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"Nazgul Paradise"
Nazgul Paradise
By Indur and the Funky Mumaks
Indur:
As I walk down the Valley of Rivendell,
I take a look around, and realize this is hell.
Cuz I've been wearing these robes for so long, that
Even the ol' Eye thinks my mind is gone.
But I ain't ever Breath'd a man that didn't deserve it,
Sauron be treated like poop, you know that's unheard of.
You best watch who you worship, where you walk,
Or you and your homey's may be dead in the dark.
I really hate a long trip cuz this fellbeasts saddle,
Be runnin up my behind like a bull chasin' cattle, fool!
I am the Naz-E that the little snaga wannabe like,
In the dark, during light,
Hoping they, see another night.
Mumakil chorus:
Been spending all our lives, living in the Nazgul Paradise!
For lotsa fun we chase mice, living in the Nazgul Paradise!
Keep spending all our lives, living in the Nazgul Paradise!
I killed an eagle once or twice, living in the Nazgul Paradise.
Indur:
Back at Barad-Dur
Where all the troubles stir
Roast a Rohan Horse,
"Ketchup, MoS?" "Of course!"
So the team flies on down to the Weathertop,
A small river takes us away like water in a mop.
I'm a beastless wraith with water in my ears,
I'm a toughed out Nazgul, but this is my fears,
Fightin' back with water isn't gonna help yo rears, fool!
I pout for a minute, hiss all the while,
Till me and my brotha's spotted there an elven child.
We chased down the sucka, yo we really had tried,
But we're slow as Dwarves without our saddled ride!
Mumakil Chorus:
Why are we, so blind to see,
That the ones we kill, have bigger daddies than me!
Been spending all our lives, living in the Nazgul Paradise!
We grind elf carcass into rice, living in the Nazgul Paradise!
Keep spending all our lives, living in the Nazgul Paradise!
We're unnamed if not for ICE, living in the Nazgul Paradise.
Indur:
Money after Mithril, Mithril after Money,
I don't come home till late, Stay home while it's sunny!
Enemies are runnin, Nazgul breath is kickin,
Sauron always wanted human hide hangin in his kitchen!
He says I gotta fight, that's the will I live by,
Take my fellbeast, and fly high in the sky.
My job to search,
My job to chase,
My job to kill,
My job to find the ruling one ring, fool!
Mumakil Chorus:
Been spending all our lives, living in a Nazgul Paradise!
Been spending all our lives, living in a Nazgul Paradise!
Kill our own? Well I just might!, living in a Nazgul Paradise!
Keep spending all our lives, living in a Nazgul Paradise!
Tell me why are we, so blind to see,
Once I get the ring, I give it away for free..
Tell me why are we, so blind to see,
We'll then have no use, the eye will kill thee...
* Indur Bows *
* Mumakil's oink like piggies! *
* Fade out *
Written by: Indur
Sung by: Indur
Music by: Indur
Produced by: Indur
Mixed by: Indur
Typed out by: Indur
Inspired by: Coolio. :)
Peace Out! :)
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